Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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