your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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