I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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