So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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