Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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