Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No subtext here. People are naked.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Panties = found
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