Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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