dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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