awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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