how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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