my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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