The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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