in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
