i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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