O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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