so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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