question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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