Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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