I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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