I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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