Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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