ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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