I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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