I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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