Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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