so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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