Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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