Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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