Small penises have feelings too.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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