Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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