Pappa wants mamma naked
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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