I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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