I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
