so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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