he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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