if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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