Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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