did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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