i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
where am i from again
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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