Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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