My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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