we have officially lost it.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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