i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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