Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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