why didn't you poke me back
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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