you mean i was at the winter classic?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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