I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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