Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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