Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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