Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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