Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
