I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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