I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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