Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Well I just put wine in my tea
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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