things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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