He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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