I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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