I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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