Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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